Tiffany Haddish is an expert at making any story hilarious, but her story about taking an elevator with Brad Pitt is maybe her best yet.
Appearing on The Tonight Show, Haddish revealed to Jimmy Fallon that she was in an elevator with the actress Elizabeth Perkins, Perkins’ husband, and Brad Pitt. Haddish told Perkins that she one day wanted to find a guy who looked at her the way her husband did. And, as if on cue, Pitt said the smooth line: “If I’m single in a year, and you’re single in a year, maybe we can get together and see what happens.”
While most of the world is now hoping that this celeb coupling can quickly become a reality, Haddish has her own thoughts on the situation. She told Fallon: “I did some research, and he got a gang of kids. I can’t do it. I wanna be baby mama number one. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t eat dinner with him and play around, but I want to be number one.”
She then proceeded to role-play the future date with Fallon, who held a Brad Pitt mask over his face, and the whole exchange was just hilarious:
Haddish also addressed the Beyoncé biter rumors, and suggested that Fallon was the one who actually bit Beyoncé. He even went along with it, and explained how the bite happened. But Haddish refused to say anymore on the topic, showing that she has iron-clad restraint when it to come Beyoncé, and that NDA.